- church: follow jesus
- me: does he follow back?
- me: promo 4 promo?
how to tell if someone has slept with pete wentz
check their clothing
cannot be unseen
Friday Night Lights one-liners
- Tim: I’m in because of you. (leans in to kiss Lyla) Oh wow. Mmmhmm…are you on a bender right now? I almost got a buzz off your breath there just now. Like, I don’t think it’s safe for me to drive strong right now. And for me to say that – it’s a lot.
- Lyla: I’m sorry.
- Tim: Babe, don’t be. It’s fantastic. (kisses her) I’ll get drunk with you. I’m on board.
- peeta mellark: i'm single right now......
- me: i volunteer as tribute